Isaac is a cross between a large alligator and a fat black woman. Sassy, gassy, and just plain o’ll nasty. You don’t want to come across him on a Taco Tuesday because you won’t make it to Wednesday. He has the looks of a orangutan and a hippo, the grace of an ostrich, and the speed of a sloth. In other words you don’t want to see him at the beach trying to tan his cheeks. You won’t make it to Sunday. Great guy!
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When he breathes, humanity is given new life. When he wakes, so does the world. When he eats, the universe fasts in courtesy to him. When he bathes, the oceans flock to his surrounding. When he cries, the sun burns away his tears its fiery corona as agreed upon in the multiversal ordinance. Omniscient. Omnipotent. Omnipresent; All are gracious for his esteemed glory and almighty immaculateness.
When he breathes, humanity is given new life. When he wakes, so does the world. When he eats, the universe fasts in courtesy to him. When he bathes, the oceans flock to his surrounding. When he cries, the sun burns away his tears its fiery corona as agreed upon in the multiversal ordinance. Omniscient. Omnipotent. Omnipresent; All are gracious for his esteemed glory and almighty immaculateness.
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