Waldwick Middle School

Watch out for hammers. The principal, Mr. Meyers seems to always have a hammer or two up his ass.

I don't like Waldwick Middle School because Mr. Meyers drops the hammer.

by Wmsdude February 11, 2019

Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.

(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)

by Donald Biden November 25, 2020

Tavares Middle School

Tavares Middle School the teachers suck and when you turn something in it takes like 2-3 weeks to grade and then progress reports are out and if you get mrs proctor switch out IMMEDIATELY because she is the WORST teacher ever and takes the longest to grade shit and she will put a 0 in for no god damn reason when you did the work and turned it in. The principal is fat as fuck and when she walks everything shakes. The school food sucks ass and all they serve is pretty much greasy pizza. And all the teacher pretty much suck so I suggest just don’t go here because the ISS teacher is rude and fat. And mrs proctor gets pregnant every year and all she does is talk about how miserable her life is and all about her kids lives like nobody care. And for civics you better hope you get mrs van she’s the best but overall the school is just terrible and a dumb. This school is a dumb ass shity school. The teachers are bitches

Boy: what school do you go to

Girl: Tavares middle school
Boy: oh that school is a dumb and I feel bad for you

by TheTruthAboutEverything October 23, 2019

Leonia Middle School

Originally a place where only 6th-8th graders souls would be tormented, but recently opened up so that 5th graders could experience the pain too.

the middle school is actually a cult where the lms core values are worshipped above all things on earth

we gotcha local 50% asians, drug abusers, and expired milk. come to lms today so that you can go on the bus and enjoy the cafeteria ladies yelling at you for standing up.

Principal: "You have lost RESPECT for the LMS CORE VALUES! You need to integrate responsibility, respect, perseverance, integrity, and community in your lives, and this is why we are spending time here, giving a speech no one will care about, and taking your gym time away."

Leonia victim #1: "Dude Leonia Middle School sucks"

Leonia victim #2: "I found mold in my taco yesterday"

by 20dollarsSuperCash April 20, 2023

Corry middle school

A school section set apart from the high school these 12 year olds are highly addicted to crack and vapes a few select kids carry herpes at such a young age while others are plain gay

You go to Corry middle school? You must be gay

by Imposter lol November 14, 2021

Goff middle schools

A boring ass school with some short ass bitches with some ugly ass boys and girls but think girls the assistant principal can go suck a dick and there dress code sucks ass checks

Goff middle schools suck dick

by your lovely cousin October 3, 2021

Meany Middle School

Meany is a strict ass school in Seattle 🤘🏽. Full of wanna be gangbangas, weirddd ass kids, and judgefull ass girls. The boys is hella ham and the girls do too much 😭. this school goes when everybody knows wsp but just be aware they homophobic and racist asl 💀.

P1: Girl what school yu go too?
P2: Ohh Meany Middle School
P1: 🤮

by erodababy November 22, 2019