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A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
by reallynotmyrealname April 16, 2019
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Did you just literally tried to write know ? Well guess what, you misspelled it. Look at the Oxford Dictionary or something
Teacher: "Name" got 9/10 in the spelling test.
Name: But I wrote everything right!
Teacher: Nah you ain't ( Points at now )
Name: That's how to write know!
by Whydoyoubotherlookatmyname? September 29, 2019
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In the words of that popular song, "I wonder who's kissing her now'
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You do know this is annoying right if you don't speak English and want to learn the language don't use the urban dictionary trust me 💀
I'm now tired of you people someone end the quarantine these ppl r bored outa their mind
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I am going to a party now
by Wert9052 December 18, 2020
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Not yet but I will be when I get the thing that I want.
Hym "Am I happy now? No. Now do the one with down syndrome. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See? You're trapped in the cascade of ever escalating meanness! Just like I am! You have no choice but to continue doubling down until you've made your point! Just like me! A prisoner forever until someone lets you out! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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