water gorp

n. A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Little Jhonny was a water gorp when he was twelve.

by Grubermeister July 5, 2006

water pong

For lovers of the sport of beer pong (or beirut, however you prefer), water pong is the equivalent, but it can be played in a context in which alcoholic beverages would be inappropriate. The rules of this game are the same as the rules of regular beer pong.

Yo Justine, I don't have any work to do, let's go to the room next to the library and play some water pong.

by DPackFrisco December 19, 2008

carry the water

v. to take on the primary responsibility; to ensure that something is accomplished, usually even though it may be someone else's job.

This always happens - engineering is being asked to carry the water for marketing's mistakes again.

by pseudo_pseudo May 27, 2010

water tippin

when a guy purposely spills his drink on his crotch in front of a hot girl. then pretends to be wiping it off but actually rubbing one off

jack: wow, that guys water tippin maybe he wants to give her a boston pancake?

jim: you fucking cunt

by thecrackhouse February 5, 2010

ass water

Alternate name for Booty Sweat, and energy drink from the movie Tropic Thunder. ALSO, the water that splashes on your ass when you're taking a poop. Very annoying, often resulting in the need for extra toilet paper usage.

"Damn that Ass Water is tasty."
or
"Damn that ass water is nasty."

by bomber22 January 6, 2009

L.A. water

An alcoholic beverage that looks like water from the L.A. sewer. It looks green, brown, and nasty.

My friend ordered that L.A. water from TGIF's the other night

by Yack May 14, 2005

Hold Water

Don't snitch on your co-defendants.

If we get caught by the feds hold water.

by elpadron November 22, 2007