I'm Home Alone

Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.

Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*

by Exo Epic February 21, 2015

I'm thankful for pussy

On of the two most shocking things you can say on thanksgiving at thanksgiving dinner. It can stop the dinner in its tracks.

Father:And what are you thankful for?
Son:I'm thankful for pussy.
Father:What did you say?

by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

I'm fuckin this clown!

Term used when you are having intercourse with a red headed person, usually covered in freckles and pale skin.

Brett: Hey. Daniel Horn sent me a text.
Spencer: What's it say?
Brett: "Guess what, I'm fuckin this clown!(Open pic)...A WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S MY SISTER!"

by D.Hobo Larry October 23, 2009

I'm really bored

I'm bored please help me i might die

I'm really bored fuck my life

by i am bored lol September 5, 2019

I'm Not A Plastic Bag

Trendy cotton canvas tote released in 2007 by UK designer Anya Hindmarch. Aimed at reducing the use of plastic bags when shopping. Caused a big hype because it costs only 5 british pounds and is being resold for hundreds on the internet.
The affordability, celebrity endorsement, limited availibity and designer label have created it a much sought after fashion item.

There has been some slight controversy surrounding its "unethical" roots, as it is made in China without using locally grown or organic materials.

The I'm Not A Plastic bag is popular among softcore envionmentalists and fashionistas.

The model Lily Cole strolls the London streets with her I'm Not A Plastic bag

by Katya. P May 23, 2007

What? I'm hot.

What? I'm hot. Is something commonly said after being caught naked (masturbating). However it is also said after doing something stupid, dumb, or embarrassing and is used as justification for one's actions.

My friend caught me naked with a bottle of lotion in one hand and my dick in the other. I quickly said "What? I'm hot." To justify why I was nude. My friend is so stupid he never realized that I was actually masturbating.

by Who knew glasses looked sexy? May 30, 2016

I'm not your bitch

A response to obnoxious people who demand you to do their crap. They will request something unreasonable or treat you like "their bitch"

Obnoxious "When I tell you to do something You do it." Response "I'm not your bitch"

by Douchebagtwerp April 9, 2011