hood dunce 

a white hipster who has never been to the ghetto, likes to talk like Black people, has no Black friends, listens to gangster rap music and still dresses in Abercrombie & Fitch and lives in a suburban household with racist parents. "Hood" refers double meaning of neighborhood and KKK headgear. "Dunce" refers to the ignorance as well as the pointy hats worn by KKK. Very often hood dunces are unaware of their ignorance, laughing it off with, "Its cool, bro!"

Mac: Yo, Abercrombie & Fitch is hiring!

Dre: Nah, Them hood dunces don't hire cats like me...

Mac: C'mon, didn't you wear a tie to the interview?

Dre: That hood dunce manager in the shell necklace said, "Yo bro, its all good, aight? Let's look at your work history, gee!" I'm good, kid.

hood dunce by Haloed Griot March 31, 2005

hooded out 

perferably aiming at a women this term means that she is ghetto to the fullist. grew up in the hood and lives in the hood she gangsta what every hood dude need..

man im tired of these young girls and there games im about to get a hooded out chick na-mean.

hooded out by gutta 07 June 26, 2007

hood rat 

A girl who is a skan hussy and walks around dha hood actin lyk she 5 star bitch but she nun but a 2 star and she pregnant by chris !

Shanquea:"ew yu see daht girl ova dher she a straight hood rat she done capped of dha hood tht two timen hussey "

hood rat by SHANDA & CHRiS October 21, 2010

hood rich

Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich". You do not have to live in "da hood" in order to be hood rich. There are a lot of people that live in beautiful homes in the suburbs and they really cannot afford their home. I work in the mortgage industry, and I talk with these customers everyday. There are so many people with homes in bankruptcy and foreclosure. These people are finding themselves back were they started in "da hood" or back on the bus stop. It's about starting small and then growing big. Leave the bling to the celebrities.

If you live in the hood with your parents, have a college degree, work a full-time job,drive a new car, your child attends a private school,you have some money in the bank, but cannot afford a nice home with your income in a low crime neighborhood,then you are hood rich.

hood rich by Amica September 26, 2007

hooded and draped 

adj. A slang phrase referring to Asian, East Indian or other Muslim women whose attire covers their hair and hangs to their feet, covering the body almost completely.

When the US missionary doctor raised the skirt of the hooded and draped Iraqi woman to take a pap smear, he almost vomited. The odor was overwhelming.

hooded and draped by Richard Black May 6, 2005

Little red riding hood 

Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.

Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!

Little red riding hood by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

sloppy hood

when a girl has one nasty vagina and it leaks like an old faucet.

sloppy hood you freak.

sloppy hood by Lohla September 8, 2006