Helen Keller

To Helen Keller something:
An act of groping blindly to identify something or someone.

Guy1: So she left early why?
Guy2: I was half asleep and hungover and didn't remember who she was, so I Helen Kellered her face, and poked her in the eye by accident.

by JohnChisom88 October 29, 2010

banged up helmet

An ugly person. Usually in reference to a female.

That chick has a smoking body, shame about the 'banged up helmet.'

by Spus July 24, 2007

Helmet

A heavy metal band. They used to rock, but now they suck.

Haven't you all noticed that they sound different? Page Hamilton sings different, too. They sound like poppy mainstream crap now. They don't even sound metal anymore. It's not even Helmet without Henry Bogdan, Peter Mengede and John Stanier. Mr. Hamilton should just retire.

Helmet used to be a good band in the early 90's. But not anymore!

by not found [Error 404] October 7, 2007

Helen Keller

V. While getting a blowjob, throat fucking her so hard, pulling out and blowing it in both her eyes, and then taking your hands and clapping against her ears, boxing them in. Therefore; deaf, dumb mute.

I gave that sorority girl the Helen Keller last night when I finished getting top.

by Kentonmanz November 6, 2018

Helen of troy

A wimp who launched 1000 ships to prove she wasn't weak.

Guy 1-Where are we going today?
Guy 2-We're collectively going where one girl wants us to, ask Helen of troy if you can get to her. They fucked with the wrong girl, she's a badass now dude.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2019

Helen

Someone who peeks out of windows and tries to see what is going on, especially if it doesn’t concern them.

“Look at Mrs. Buder across the street! She’s trying to see what we are doing.”
“I know! She’s such a Helen.”

by Becksstein11 July 14, 2020

Helena

Absolutely STUNNING. Usually has gorgeous grass green eyes and curlyish brown hair. Sweet but don’t mess with her because she can mess u up. She’s German and British and has a Beauty mark right above her cherry lips. Ur so lucky if u meet her.

Helena: hey what are u staring for weirdo
Anyone: ur beautiful eyes

by Storrac2424 October 26, 2020