Harry Maguire

Manchester united keeper, David de gea worst fear.
Harry maguire has never learnt how to play actual football and often ends up attacking his own side of the field.
He is knonw for just 20 own goals in just 3 seasons at man united.
Often owns the song Gangsters paradise.

Harry maguire lost to a 5 year old at football .
He scored all the goals which were own goals.

by Shadowbalde 710 July 16, 2023

Chloe Harris

A amazing fearless young girl she is short and adorable she is very sensitive sometimes and has some serious issues with anger and is very clumsy

Wow have u seen that bootiful girl she totally a Chloe Harris wow!

by Cutie cutie May 2, 2018

Harry Clarke

Harry Clarke is someone who is a mad baller with Hella cash and Hella pussy. He normally gets thousands on DMs every day on the gram due to his musical phisece and him amazing sense of humor but even though is shlong is normally too big for any girl at a whopping 14inches he is still a pussy magnet that slays all the twitch gamer thots in the bedroom.

UwU he's such a Harry Clarke
God I love Harry Clarke
I want to steal Harry Clarke from that bitch Isabelle

by NotHarryClarke August 5, 2019

Harry Fisherman

When you gel your mustache into a rounded hook then proceed to dip it into a woman's asshole only to fish out a dingleberry and slither it into your mouth with your tongue.

"What's that shit on your face?"
"I just gave my bitch a Harry Fisherman"

by Cum in my ass & call me Obama April 23, 2017

Harry K

Is an uptight guy that loves to watch fortnite video's on YouTube. His a teacher's pet and loves to do his homework. His favourite subject is maths. If maths was a person he'd date her. He loves women but a bit too much to be allowed in a good civiliastation. He is a predator and loves touching things. But he has an ATAR of 99.95. He loves watching sex scenes for fun and loves eating berries and cream for fun.

"There is a weird guy following me," a girl said.
"Oh, it's Harry K," Said her friend.

by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022

Harry Birthmas

When your birthday is so close to christmas that people give you one gift for both occasions.

Harry Birthmas! I'm too lazy to give you two different gifts at two different times.

by Nosila November 10, 2010

keeton harris

The most amazing, special person in the world he is my Bestest Friend and I love him I couldn't live without him

Keeton Harris is my Bestest Friend

by Celestial Star2017 December 25, 2016