Ham Hater

Derogatory term for someone of the Jewish persuasion

Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron

by wch-meister June 14, 2018

Raw Ham

When you bare ass fart in someone's face. Usually, it's one of those farts where you gotta make sure you didn't leave anything behind on your friend's face.

Yo I gave Ryan a wicked raw ham last night, he was wheezing in his sleep from it.

by YogurtSlinger69420 August 10, 2020

Ham blanket

Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.

I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.

by Anonnnnnomous January 22, 2009

HAM DANGLER

when you dangle your ham, which is your labia minora. It's like teabagging.

see beanbagging and teabagging and college kids

"That fucking bitch ass hoe was trying to get in on the teabag fest by danglin' her ham. That ham dangler ass bitch!!"

beanbagging

by ham DURGLER August 21, 2013

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.

He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing

by DomM6669 May 31, 2016

Ham fucked

To be Ham fucked is to be so insanely drunk that your eyes begin to close, you lose brain capacity to the extend that you forget who you are out with or what you should be doing, and inevitably fall asleep standing upright against a wall at the side of the dancefloor. Always a fun night!

I was Ham fucked last night.
How drunk was he? Ham fucked!

by Dave Smith2000 November 29, 2013