welcome home shit

the feeling of having to take a huge shit after arriving home from a long trip

i took a glorious welcome home shit after that drive from florida.

by nunamaker April 3, 2015

Smobile home

someone who lives or acts like someone who lives in a smegma filled mobile home

you are acting like a smobile home

by big_daddy_dogs_kitten_69 February 11, 2022

Slide into home

To score, to have sexual intercourse. Frequently used among male teenagers.

"I wanted to get beyond third base and slide into home."

by Anon December 29, 2003

Work from home holiday

A holiday that isn't officially recognized by your company, so you and everyone just "work from home" on that day.

Do we have Columbus Day off? Nope, it's just a Work from home holiday

by Jimmy9782 October 13, 2013

lights on no one's home

When someone is so fucked up that they're awake, but they're not really there mentally

Alex is so high right now, look at him - lights on no one's home

by highboi May 14, 2018

I have more than enough to eat at home

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

by asupercilious January 22, 2014

Daddy's home

A suggestive pose which consists of one lying on their back, raising their legs in the air and spreading them wide apart.

I heard Daddy drive up, so I immediately laid in the bed and got into a "Daddy's home" pose.

by Nikki Coxxx June 19, 2019