Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012

Jazzy Handshake

When a traditional hand shake doesn’t express you fully. Just face each other and snap your fingers while crouching down.

It was just so exciting when Steve told me about his engagement. We just did a jazzy handshake we were so excited!

by mainah March 29, 2019

Cool sandy handshake

When you discreetly slip a piece of sandpaper in ur palm with icy hot to make it stick, before administering a hand job

The cool sandy handshake the actresses younger sister gave the movie producer left him in the hospital with an embarrassing case of road rash.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018

internal handshake

The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.

Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.

by James the bummer April 18, 2016

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 4, 2017

Cowboy handshake

A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)

I did a cowboy handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell

by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021

english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.

I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.

by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018