Aryan-Homo Habilis

The earliest member of the genus Homo is Homo habilis which evolved around 2.8 million years ago. We have been told to be descendants of monkeys, but quite frankly some of us on this planet have gone back to our pre-evolved states. With a brain the size of a quark or lepton, I wouldn't expect much from this creature. It would be quite a shame if this it was classed as a mammal as all the half-wit, morons in the world would seem to be gaining competition.
Scientists will find this quite compelling as the idea of this creature on our planet does not conform to the generic anthropology of a creature like this.

The Aryan-Homo Habilis( special kind of jungle ape that is forced into gay love because of the uncontrollable gravitational pull that is much larger than the gravity on Jupiter) must mate with Bilal-Son of Black Megamind in order for it to satisfy its needs.

The unique square-headed shape of this creature allows it to densely pack no information into its brain.

P.S Consider having a shower once in a while, homeless freak

Intelligent Human: The Aryan Homo Habilis says "what"
Aryan-Homo Habilis: "What?"

by TeK20a0S6 July 28, 2019

Developing Plastic Free Habits

The way our world uses plastic today is not sustainable. Most of this plastic is single-use and is only with us for a few minutes or hours. Worse this most of this “single-use” plastic will outlive the user and cause a lot of harm to the environment.

To start developing plastic-free habits, look at the items you regularly use that are plastic. Developing Plastic Free Habits' encourages you to look at the use of plastic in your life and find nonplastic alternatives for the items you use the most.

by naturaldividends December 23, 2021

no se habla de bruno

POV: you were bored so you typed the first lyrics of "we dont talk about bruno" in spanish.

*singing we dont talk about bruno* "Im bored" *types it in in spanish* *singing no se habla de bruno"

by BRUNOSSLUTTYWHOREBITCH February 17, 2022

Habbo

The quickest online chatline to get an online mate.

"A/s/l" (Personal details - Age/Sex/Location)

"16/m/Canada"

"You're hot want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"

"Sure, what's your a/s/l?"

by Matthew May 13, 2005

habeebed

Believed.

Past tense of habeeb;

If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.

by deeredman1991 July 20, 2016

habbo dating

Habbo Hotel is a website for people age13 to 20 to go hang out and do stuff. One of the many activity's you can do on Habbo Hotel is dating. Habbo datting isnt lame its a realy good option for poeple who arnt good looking in real life.

Dont insult poeople who habbo date!

DId you here that Dubya and Bex are Habbo dating now?

by stephanie quell November 9, 2006

HABJ

an acronym for: horny ass bastard jew, typically used to describe someone that just can't keep it in their pants.

Damn dude, Rijo is the biggest HABJ I've ever met.

by bonerventure218 August 15, 2011