by Open May 12, 2014
Get the grease mug.When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.
There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.
There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.
Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!
by hashtag powerful aka aww nawl January 12, 2019
Get the Grease railing mug.Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021
Get the Grease Monkey mug.Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.
Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED
by puke16 June 1, 2010
Get the Douche Grease Lard mug.A rather racist, homophobic, sexist, person I’ve ever met on Xbox. If you cross paths with this creature, make sure to cover all holes on your body, as he will stick something in them.
Man #1: “oi that Greasemonkey#346 guy is a real knobhead isn’t he?”
Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”
Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”
by gdaymatemxr October 5, 2021
Get the Greasemonkey#346 mug.A greaser is someone that is very annoying and lies about getting with chicks. And also is very greasy in the face.
Greaser: oi bro I got with these 2 chicks in Bali, one was English and the other was American I had my own appartment and all.
Person: NOOOOOO GREASER, NO you do didnt.
Person: NOOOOOO GREASER, NO you do didnt.
by 144magnoliascreet November 25, 2011
Get the Greaser mug.In Norfolk, ther is a 15 year_old, cathedral cheesley obssesd, no friends, liar and a greasey Tw@ whom lies at school to get people into trouble and suddenly wants em' to be there best mates.
Mix together oil, grease, fryer oil, pork chop, transaction glasses, PC obsessed geek and Pokemon fanatic and you'll get the biggest greasemiester ever
by Craig Moore. December 28, 2005
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