grandma ureta

Fraser's grandma. When he sticks a pencil up his ureta; she transforms into super ureta!

Avid kaka eater. MAAAACK MAAAACK MAAAAACKAKAKAKAKAKAKkA

hey gam gam grandma ureta may i have a cookie?

gramma URETHRRA: no. eat kaka instead.

*flicks cheed in her eyes*

urenus brutus grandcheed kakazoid deepvoicetus munglo uretata: *uretes everywhere*

by Brutus the Indifferent September 26, 2024

grandma

Parent's mother.

Grandma.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

grandoffspring

Child's child.

Grandoffspring.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

grandma kickflip

Your grandma or someone else's grandma does an awesome kickflip on a skateboard.

Oh wow, how does your grandma kickflip that well?

by voidyfizz December 16, 2024

grandmacase

...that kind of weird typing when someone has a new phone / device that autocorrects the first letter of a sentence

"Hello im typing in grandmacase."
"Grandmacase scares the everliving fuck out of me"
"This is a definition on urban dictionary probably"

by fart tile December 24, 2024

grandmology

The belief that aging is a privilege. Grandma knows what she's talking about.

Incel: "Expired."
Future Grandma: "This isn't even my final form."
Future Grandpa: "A young adherent of grandmology, I see."

by grandmology December 31, 2024

Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked

Grandma’s a chill guy…

by Acidnigah January 16, 2025