Gorilla Knee

Knee injuries sustained while wearing a gorilla costume

You won't believe it, but I got Gorilla Knee at a Halloween party last weekend

by @lemonquest May 13, 2025

Gorilla Tag

Hark! In "Gorilla Tag," thou dost become a nimble ape, relying solely on thine arms to swing and scramble through the forest. One amongst thee is marked as the pursuer, seeking to touch and thus transform others into pursuers.

The game begins with one chaser and many fleeing. When touched, the chased becometh the chaser. Thus, the lively pursuit continueth until all are caught or time doth end.

Join this merry chase, where joy and laughter abound, and the thrill of the hunt bindeth all in camaraderie.

Thou loves Gorilla Tag

by Smellty May 23, 2024

Vanilla Gorilla

Another word for Cracker, aka a "racial" term for Caucasians

Bob: "Bro there is a Vanilla Gorilla near the ice cream shop"

Tom: "Just say cracker bruv"

by TheVanillaGorilla12345 March 1, 2024

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.

"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"

by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024

gorilla comments

To comment on facebook then after people have had time to read/respond delete it.

1) dude where did his comment go?
2) i think it was just some gorilla comments

by YOBYEH October 2, 2011

Gorilla Monsoon

When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.

"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)

by Intangible Mandible January 18, 2016