Golden Rule

If two men are invited to have sex with the same woman at the same time, it isn't gay if it is in a three way.

She said, 'I know most guys won't freak together,' but she forgot about the golden rule.

by voiceinthesky September 11, 2011

golden rain

The art of maturation in a sexual context. Usually practiced by germans.

Drink my golden rain you dirty bitch

by Fritz PeePants February 29, 2004

Golden Ratio

The perfect ratio of milk, butter, and cheese sauce when making macaroni and cheese so that all of the cheese perfectly dissolves on the pasta without leaving any excess liquid on the bottom resulting in a golden color and the best possible taste.

Warning: The Golden Ratio is nearly impossible to achieve and takes years of practice to even come close to. With Kraft Mac and Cheese depending on the type of noodle it is normally within the range of 1/7 cup of milk and a maybe half a spoon of whipped butter combined with the full packet of cheese against warm pasta.

I had perfectly golden mac n cheese earlier today, and it was fucking sex.

by sk1z0r October 6, 2009

golden arches

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.

Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)

by Safecracker G November 20, 2004

Worth its weight in gold

Something or someone that is of high value.

For instance if someone is worth their weight in gold to you, then in a literal sense (assuming that person is 150 lbs.) their value would be 2,847,000 USD. (Because gold is worth about 1,300 USD per Troy ounce)

The new financial controller I hired cut down our expenses by 26%. He is definitely worth his weight in gold.

What?! 15 bucks for a drink? What, is beer here worth its weight in gold?!

by RAEM November 11, 2013

Gold

Something that is classic like a practical joke you will laugh about in future

guy trips over and lands upside down in bush his mates go "shit man that shit was gold.

by Jaf November 9, 2004

golden dome

Getting head at the wonderful University of Notre Dame, usually by a chick from St. Mary's.

"Damn, did you hear about Rufio getting that golden dome from that SMC chick in the 24hr lounge?"

"I need to go to Le Mans to get some golden dome before this test."

by CamNF June 9, 2007