fuck 'em where they fart

Self-explanatory. Indicates that someone else's opinion doesn't really matter to you.

They don't like it? Fuck 'em where they fart!

by MeAnthony October 2, 2006

Fart Enthusiast

One with an inappropriate and/or perverse affinity for humor related to the passing of gas.

See also: dad

He is such a fart enthusiast that even the juicy splatter of a ketchup bottle makes him burst into uncontrolled laughter.

by KingofSpainGG December 15, 2010

Sneeze Fart

The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.

Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?

by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009

blood fart

1. An expulsion of air from the anus, accompanied by any quantity of blood.

2. Any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the anus.

Kathy's skirt flapped wildly when she ripped a killer blood fart in the middle of third period gym class.

by Allah Pinya March 11, 2003

Broccoli Fart

A particularly hot, sulfurous fart that smells suspiciously like broccoli even though you haven't eaten broccoli for days, even weeks. Not to be confused with a "Sulfur Strut," a broccoli fart is usually an SBD special.

I ripped a broccoli fart so foul yesterday, it cleared out an entire wing of the library.

by Just Another Guy November 30, 2004

puppy fart syndrome

Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.

I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.

I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.

Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

Fire Fart

Any fart that burns your ass on it's way out. Usually happens after eating very spicy foods and usually smell extra horrible. NOTE - the Fire Fart does not require a lighter, matches, or any other ignition source. For lighting your farts on fire please see "gay fraternity stunt".

After eating all those hot chicken wings, I laid a fire fart that burned a hole in my car seat.

by Lazy Iguana December 24, 2008