Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014

Brown Block

An on-again, off-again project that leaves everyone wanting some kind of end regardless of the outcome.

(noun) "What's up with John and Jane's relationship? I hope they don't become another brown block."

(verb) "We should be getting a decision from the boss later today. I really hope he doesn't brown block our funding."

(adjective) "I'm not feeling good and it's making me all brown block about the party tonight."

by dwntwnbdn November 11, 2011

butt block

A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.

You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.

"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."

by Madman464 March 5, 2011

Wizz Block

Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.

Brah, did you smash dat peng sket?
Nah me was wizz blocked and fraped.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016

Dry Blocking

Dry Blocking is the indirect form of cock blocking. Dry blocking is to cock blocking what dry snitching is to snitching.

I was working on this girl but my roommate was dry blocking me by watching TV in the living room.

by Hoody Allen March 12, 2010

song blocked

Similar to being "cock blocked", only with a song. This happens when your favorite station on the radio starts to play your favorite song and you get really excited, only to realize it was only part of one of those "montages" with several other popular songs. You then proceed to swear at your radio for song blocking you.

I got so excited when Rush started coming on the radio but it was only part of one of those stupid song montages. I totally got song blocked.

by mr.iowa August 21, 2010

Blunt block

When you get skipped in the rotation and the guy to your right just says, "whups"

Yo, during last night's sesh, I got blunt blocked bro.

by 360xanaxlord January 9, 2017