floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018

Does An Airman Mop The Floor

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023

Floor Tom

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.

“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”

by Floor Tom February 25, 2024

floor panties

Lingerie

Lingerie is just floor panties cause that's the only place they look good.

by The_Harry_Ballzack January 11, 2024

Floor Liquors

that goofy aah group

chad: "Try to have a normal conversation for longer than 2 seconds impossible challenge"
chad 2: "Real"
chad 3: "We got that goofy aah group"

25.04.2024 - Excerpt from least brainrot Floor Liquors conversation

by uncle O April 25, 2024

Park It On The Bottom Floor

The Term 'Parking It On The Bottom Floor' defines the act of parking your 'Johnson' on the 'Bottom Floor' - relating to her Anal Passage.

'yo bro last night was crazy, I parked it in Maria's Bottom floor'

'I didn't know what to do so I decided to park it on the bottom floor yk'

by Option Field Player Southside November 13, 2024