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fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.
Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.
by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004
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fart fest

A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.
"It's time for fart fest already?"
by ethelegg February 18, 2005
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Juicy Fart

The kind of fart where toilet paper is necessary to clean up.
>*farts
>Ha! Nice one
>Ugh. Not really.
>Whoah! Juicy Fart! Run away!
>*squelches to bathroom.
by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010
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fart walk

To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.
...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"
by brothermike October 12, 2005
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fart bubble

Experienced while sitting in a hot car, a smallish pocket of intestinal gas escaping your anus and rather than being released for all to enjoy, you enjoy it traveling in a civilized manner toward your gooch.
Shut up or I'll release this fart bubble of death.
by carpefishus January 10, 2009
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Pussy Fart

A pussy fart is the expelling of air from the vagina after a particularly long and rigorous sex session. It is also known as "Vaginal Tourette's"
"Damn I was bangin her balls deep and when I pulled out she let loose with the biggest pussy fart I EVER heard!" "Daaaaang - that bitch got Vaginal Tourettes!!!"
by NJRichie December 15, 2013
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fart hole

The hole inbetween your butt cheeks. At certain times of the day, your fart hole will "exhale" or "throw up". It is also a funnier more creative way of saying asshole.
1. That bitch is gettin' it right up her fart hole

2. A boy wakes up with a painful fart hole, a handful of quarters, and no recollection of last night.
by chicken_mc'_snicklefritz March 6, 2011
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