Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.

Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017

front of the box

An absolute amazing, wonderful or great thing

That was a front of the box move! well done!

by Sou Simp December 14, 2021

whitewashed my Y-fronts

To ejaculate in your pants. Cum your pants.

Dude when I saw Michelle walk in wearing her skin tight black minidress and heels, I whitewashed my Y-fronts without even touching my dick.

by kam75xx June 12, 2023

Three Man Front

Where you violently and roughly get fucked by all the members of the front, phrase said by "sissified men" asking for some action in a group or unit position.

Particularly includes three men or more in per setting, with the phrase user being on the submissive role.

"God I need a Three Man Front so bad!"

by anonymous July 29, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025