willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

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Angry Fidget Spinner

Whilst receiving a blowjob you cum in the middle of a girls eyes. This resembles a third eye (similar to a fidget spinners 3 holes). You then spin her around so she'll get dizzy

Me: Guess what I did to Samantha last night.

Person 1: What?

Me: I made her an Angry Fidget Spinner

by Dillonthesexybeast May 23, 2017

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Tokyo Fidget Spinner

While having intercourse, a girl holding a pair of glow sticks is spun in rapid succession on the mans penis while a Eurobeat is played in the background.

My girlfriend surpassed 300 rpm on my dick when we did the Tokyo Fidget Spinner last night.

by Whasianangler July 18, 2017

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louisiana fidget spinner

When you spin a handgun on your finger in the air.

That boy say he looking for me but I got my Louisiana fidget spinner ready for anybody!

by King ro16 October 30, 2017

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office fridge

Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.

Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.

by Emmie The Spiteful January 2, 2018

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