.50 Action Express

Close-range combat pistol developed by the Israeli Army. Featured in many action movies. Labeled inaccurate, but some models have a gas chamber, therefore reducing the kickback and dispelling the "inaccurate claim".

If you shoot one at a 55-gallon barrel, the bullet upon entering leaves a hole the size of a nickel, yet it leaves a hole the size of a soda can when exiting.....

by Cthulhu November 27, 2003

abstract expressionism

A skilless form of "art" in which people carelessly slap shitty brushstrokes and color together in a random fashion. Abstract expressionists would have you believe that there is some sort of deeper meaning to their "paintings" than just a ridiculous decadence of actual art (which there isn't).

People like Jackson Pollock and Hans Hofmann grew rich off of people who have no actual understanding of art through the use of abstract expressionism in their paintings.

by Rpg August 30, 2006

The Empire

A clan that totally fucking sucks, the leaders log and tele, the main leader doesn't even pk, and she cybers 15 year old boys online.

Tammy - "Hello, how old are you?"
Kid - "15"
Tammy - "Wanna fuck?"

by My name is NOT damasteryu May 2, 2005

Siberian express

a period of cold weather

Our state was right in the middle of a Siberian express.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

pineapple express

when you dont cut your toenails for a year then while having sex shove them up your girlfriends asshole

man, that pineapple express hurt alot, i have rectal bleeding

by COR3YCOLTMAN January 31, 2009

Evil Empire

The Boston Red Sox. Once a term used to describe the Yankees, it is now the appropriate term for the Red Sox organization.

The Yankees and used to be the Evil Empire, but now the Red Sox are.

by Gladys Hill November 16, 2007

the mess express

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003