evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin June 05, 2011
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Evil Quinton

A nickname for the side of someone, usually mean and/or cruel, that isn't normally seen. Usually played off as a joke, but sometimes can lead to major arguments between friends. Best if new friends are warned before-hand of this side.

(Some actions are not remembered once the Evil Quinton side has returned the brain to it's regular state.)
Jack-Can I sit here?
Jim-Ew, no get away!
Jack-Well fine, I see how it is!
James-Don't worry Jack, it's just his Evil Quinton coming out. He won't even remember this.
by pseudonym spoon May 25, 2012
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Evil Hero

Characters who possess the qualities of traditional heroes—such as strength, intelligence, and leadership—but use them to pursue selfish, destructive, or immoral goals. Unlike typical villains, they often believe their actions are justified or necessary, and may even view themselves as saviors or protectors in their own narrative. These characters blur the line between heroism and villainy, challenging conventional definitions of good and evil by embodying heroic traits while engaging in morally corrupt behavior.
Evil Hero: "I'm Going To Finish What I Started As Your Unholy Hero!"
by The Dark Paragon September 11, 2024
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Evil Dragon

A sexual act that involves punching your partner right before you climax, leaving your contact info, and painkillers for when they wake up.
Tasha woke up with a headache, I think Robby gave her the Evil Dragon last night.
by Robertomus December 05, 2014
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Evil Cart

Evil Cart is a weed cartridge that was/turned evil and now feast's on people who hits it causing the person to turn evil or overdose.
John: yo look at this cart i got!
Mike: why does the cart look evil?
John: I dont know but its fine!

"SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
John: i think you were right that carts evil!
Mike: ....
John: are you okay?
Mike: *Evil noises"
John: Shit!
John: now thats cart is a Evil Cart!
by evil cart enjoyer August 18, 2024
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evil cart

An Evil Cart refers to an exceptionally potent/powerful cart. Users of an Evil Cart can potentially green out relatively quickly.
Yo Jeff let me hit his Evil Cart yesterday and I was gone for the whole day!
by Lufu June 14, 2024
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