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Edward

A rare species of mosquito. Edwards are very large, reaching around six feet of height at adulthood. Their pores contain small neon sacs, which emit a white glow in certain lights, and cause Edwards to stay indoors most of the time.
"Dude, that mosquito was big!"
"Must've been an Edward!"
by Seven8910 February 6, 2013
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Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen (pronounced 'pedophile') is a sparkly, 117-year-old virgin sparklepire from the atrocious book/movie saga, Twilight.

He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf').

His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.
person #1: "I swear someone is in bedroom watching us... "

person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."
by whattheheckisapseudonym? August 10, 2010
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Imojene Edwardson

Imojene Edwardson is another way of explaining someones amazing beauty. It is also another way of describing something or someone as "indie"
wow you are so imojene edwardson.
that outfit is so imojene edwardson!
by sue indie hayhoe September 26, 2011
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William Edwards

William Edwards likes it in the ass by his equally homosexual
by Mazon98 May 14, 2015
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Ewar

Word Derived from a McDonalds toy that was used to prank call people. When squeezed the toy (a fish) made a noise kind of like "ewwwwwwaaannrrrr", which was shortend to "Ewar". It is a finishing statement of 'in your face'.
-Used in the same context of "served!"
-*ring* *ring* *ring*
-Hello?
-ewwwwwwaaannnnnnnrrrr *click*

(After warren lost a game)
-Hey warren
-Yah?
-EWWWWWAAAAANNRRRR!!!!!!
by Cacklack July 7, 2005
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Edgar

Edgar cheated in Genesis
by Que!!! May 2, 2018
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Edgar

Edgar is just a guy who cheats on everyone he meets. He will go out with all of ur friends but will always be stuck on one of them. Edgar also has a 4in dick. You really don’t want to be with an Edgar he is the worst thing for everyone even himself
person1— Dude did u know Edgar is back with Adalin
Person 2— bro isn’t that like the 5th time this month that they have gotten back together
by And that’s a rapp December 3, 2019
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