What Lolcats speak. Generally misusing as many pronouns, misconjugating as many verbs, and leaving out as many letters as possible while still getting the message across.

O, Hai! How does I turned waters on? -Cat
Shut up, your fractured English is annoying. -Normal Person
No wai! Coolness. The cat has it. -Insane Person

fractured english by Danielsan42 February 28, 2008

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advanced English teacher

A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.

teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!

advanced English teacher by Danny Peterson January 12, 2004

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nicole english

DEF #1 the smell of burning dog poo

DEF#2 dank gal

DEF #1 dude my dog, DME, just took a fat shit over there and it smells like a nicole english

DEF#2 daaaammnn maammiie, you lookin hawwtt, like a nicole english, uuhhh

nicole english by bungholio666 August 8, 2009

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old english

common english language phrases and means of expression including typical terms uttered by people who fart dust.

Did that guy just call me a doll?

Yeah, but its ok, I think he meant well.

Oh look, he just farted dust.

old english by nick May 25, 2005

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