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Scotch-egging

Verb: to use someone as a penpal or telephone buddy with no intention of ever meeting them In real life, often deceitfully, and most commonly with online dating.
Martha: I'm growing rather fond of Matthew, but I think he's scotch-egging me.
Elissa: Why do you think you're being scotch-egged by him?

Martha: He calls me every night but claims he's too busy to meet. Classic scotch-egg behaviour.
by imsofuckingquiche March 4, 2021
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Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot
I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since
by Glock(oma) July 2, 2021
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National Edging Day

Every march 2, instead of jacking and finishing, you are edging. Get your girlfriends or boyfriends and participate in this fun activity. Consensually of course. If you last less than 10 edges, you owe ur girlfriend or boyfriend a date.
Its national edging day. My stamina better be ready for this.
by Urbanskimulll March 2, 2022
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Turd Edging

Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.
I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.
by Black Brian March 25, 2022
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Turtle Edging

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure
Khye: “Take a shit
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”
by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022
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Starless ending

It means that no matter what you do in your life or what you didn't do, everything end the same way for everyone. We all live and die. In the end nobody give a fuck about you.
In the end we all live the same starless ending.
by Ayetan July 27, 2022
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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
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