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edward skeletrix

One of the most creative minds of our generation and the foreseeable future.
Person 1: Bro did you hear that new edward skeletrix song?
Person 2: Yea bro the creativity and beat selection is mind blowing, we totally have to go to Skeletrix Island sometime.
by hldmyhnds February 24, 2024
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Neil Francis Edward

Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive
by BIGMANDONTQUESTION November 19, 2020
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Edward

Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese
.Omg that Edward is such a paki cunt
.that ukkers sket reminds me of an Edward
by Alfie unad May 10, 2020
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Edward Ramos

The most inspiring, motivating, and we'll endowed name a man can ever have. All other names don't even come close to this superior and divine name. When in the presence of such a Godly name you must bend the knee and bow to such a higher and well respected name. People with this name are known to read minds, dominate when it comes to competition. This name is The most attractive and persuading names that by just saying or hearing this name and even just being in the presence of such a Godly and unmatchable name, will make any woman climax so intensely and orgasmic to the point that she will absolutely never ever feel or be satisfied by another person ever again, being that no one else can even come close to satisfying them like someone with such a unmatchable and godly name. This name will forever be the most attractive, vivid, undefeated, most respected, worshipped, wisest, most imitated but never duplicated, and makes woman most moist and wet during fornication with no lubrication, no matter the time, person, place, or situation. Did I mention this name smells better than bacon, always pure and true, so being fake is forsaken, allowed to give any woman's behind a spankin, guaranteed cervix breakin, without having to be hard it could even do so when half hard or soft just danglin. So to all you other lower and mediocre names out there, sorry but The best and most highest and superb name Edward Ramos has already been taken.
I wish My name was Edward Ramos So I could be the most handsome, ginormasly well endowed, and be worshipped by the most beautiful and bustiest woman to ever walk planet earth.
by Donnie Punani November 24, 2021
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Edwards-Causer

If you have this for a last name, you a very poggers and a credit to society, People often tease this person for there interests and frame them but do they care? No.
Wow! Here comes *A Name* Edwards-Causer. they look very poggers today
by Matthew EC November 25, 2021
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Edward Smith-Stanley

The UK's richest-ever prime minister, Edward Smith-Stanley, 14th Earl of Derby, was the head of government for three terms during the 1850s and 1860s, and goes down in history as the longest-serving leader of the Conservative Party. The aristocrat, who was a major landowner, had a fortune of some $9.3 million, which in today's money amounts to $1.3 billion (£1bn).
Edward Smith-Stanley, 12th Earl of Derby
by Thetopman February 3, 2021
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Edward

Very hot and shmecksy but not as smooth as Benjamin. Likes to wear roadman coats, and is usually a hard rugby lad.
Oi you know that sexy kid over there who is smooth but not as smooth As Benjamin, I bet his name is Edward.
by Not Edward February 19, 2018
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