Mad Mom Disease

a disease that moms get when they have children. Symotoms include: excessive nagging, overprotiveness, and constant interrogation

Baxter: Tyler's mom got Mad mom disease.
Dutch:I know right
Baxter: All while we was out, she kept caling asking him when he's coming and when we left she tried to leave with us!
Dutch: When I was on the phone with him she kept asking him about our conversation!

by emoheart December 27, 2009

Rich White Persons Disease (RWPD)

A sickness that generally only rich white people would have akin to being allergic to Gluten/Celiac Disease.

The disease is slowly gaining ground on minorities and not rich people of color.

Shanikwa is allergic to gluten!

Man can't be, that's a "Rich White Persons Disease (RWPD)"

by Jake from Park and Spinneybeck September 18, 2013

digital bipolar disease

People who are knowledgeable about most things on the Internet but choose to have no data plan on their mobile devices.

That guy can only txt me because he has digital bipolar disease.

by cfine November 11, 2015

Derrick Rose Disease

A severe disease in which one has suffered a knee or leg injury. Most commonly referring to a torn ACL.

Yo! Kyle just got Derrick Rose Disease playing football. He’s out for the the season.

by BBKpats January 25, 2018

Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

cyber disease

When your computer catches a virus as the result of having cyber sex with a stranger online.

Damn man, I got a cyber disease while I.M.-ing S3xK1tt3n69

by Pete "Meat" December 26, 2007

Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.

Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.

by The Master of all Chodes January 9, 2009