atomic dildo

A dildo so hard,radioactive,awesome,and purple it gives evrey man in the world erectilefungimulitys (picture a mans penis turning into a octagon shape,green,then starts to vomit blood,and eventually explodes ),while giving woman the Blue Droopies(when a woman has a blue waffle and it's like theres a 20 pound weight streching down her vagina lips while squirting out chocolate milk)when used. Accept for evreyone within a five mile radius of the user.The user and evrey one within the five mile radius Is emitted with a extreme amount of pleasure and extreme fisting by a sumo wrestler. Rumored to be in some random Mexican Lawnmower stache.

I think someone just used the Atomic Dildo *dick explodes*
A girl and a guy are walking down the street togather and his pants get red with blood and he has a octagon shaped bulge."Oh no.. Atomic Dildo?" The girl said. Suddenly she got the blue droopies "Atomic Dildo."They both said in unison

by SuperWordMan March 30, 2015

Nature's Dildo

The penis of a man interested only in sex and tries to get it as soon as possible in a relationship.

If your in the mood for some sex, try hooking up with Tom! He's nature's dildo!

by Escritor June 11, 2011

dialo

The equivalent of a typo when dialing a phone number resulting in an unexpected person to answer and an awkward conversation to follow.

Person 1: Dude, this guy called me and I don't know who he is at all.
Person 2: Dude, it must have been a dialo.
Person 1 and Person 2 together: Dude, tubular! *high fives*

by daneatdirt May 16, 2005

Dildoasaurus

A friend who acts like a giant dildo.

Last night was great eh, except for that irish kid Brendan being an effin dildoasaurus!!

by Juicyj1986 February 22, 2009

dildo

the best thing that happened to the human race...shove in a female vagina (or anus) or a male anus.

1 She broke up with her boyfriend because his penis was too small to her dildo

2 He shoved the big black dildo in his anus with great pleasure and kept at it all night

by tiffboobs June 6, 2009

dildolicious

big ol' dildo,
up a vag.
if you love it, its "dildolicious"

whoa, this shit feels good...it must be dildolicious.

by lettucenipplelicker January 28, 2009

dildo

Similar to a reference to a guy as a tool, but thinks he can get laid. Usually rejected or played by women. Too concerned about what women think to enter reality.

That guys a fucking dildo.

by leonardishere July 6, 2011