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aussie dave 

A foreign male who is unsure of his heritage and regularly changes their origin when in discussions with others.

An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy

to refer to sleeping past your alarm
That guy just said he was chucking a sleepy in the morning, typical Aussie Dave.
aussie dave by Wayne tinman August 16, 2022
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Snappy Dave 

Someone who may (or may not) turn up and ruin everything.
"I was doing well at work until a Snappy Dave showed up unexpected"
Snappy Dave by Cookie_554 October 22, 2022

cheeky Dave 

Always sliding into a girls dm’s till she replies “who are you?” No 100 percent means yes. Foot fetish’s are a must from a cheeky Dave.
She was 12 years old mate, you’re such a cheeky dave
cheeky Dave by Dogwankers November 1, 2022

Default Dave

When you get out of the shower and your hair settles down and looks basic like some guy named Dave.
Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Default Dave right now
Default Dave by sickeroni inventor January 25, 2023

gaby and dave 

Gaby and Dave are a couple the started out in high school and lasted through out college and then became married and had children. This couple understands each other in every way possible and belong to each other. They are a bond that can never be broken.
Them two definitely have a gaby and dave relationship.

Stank-Eye Dave 

When having sex, a girl puts her finger in the guy’s ass, pulls it out, and pokes him in the eye with the same finger.
“Bro, how’d you get Pink Eye?” “My girl gave me a damn Stank-Eye Dave!”
Stank-Eye Dave by Joey 7-11 March 2, 2022

Seriously Dirty Dave 

NOUN:

The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.

Verb:

¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.

² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.

Metaphor:

The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.

You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life

and body adjusted in such a positive manner.