double douche

Using two bluetooth headsets at once, one in each ear.

Have you seen the video of John Mayer sporting the double douche?

by jambalayasauce January 4, 2009

double drop

A scam where a waiter/waitress used the same check for two tables, one which was never entered into the system. They then pocket the cash from the table never really billed.

When the double dropped table asked why their drinks were incorrect, the waitress said she entered it wrong but they're the same price and that satisfied the customer keeping the scam secret.

by grandzu July 7, 2010

double penetration

one in the pink and one in the stink

i just got double penetration from these two hot guys!

by dpqueen November 28, 2006

suprise double fortuned cookie

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 9, 2006

Double Blue Jay

This is a highly secretive situation. A very sensitive issue that needs to be kept on the down low. Anything that can be described as covert can be considered a Double Blue Jay.

Dude don't ask me about that it's a real double blue jay!

by kazooka June 4, 2008

Double Fisted Helicopter

An advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man.

1. Hold the penis with both hands
2. Insert penis in mouth
3. While moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions.

Thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.

Woman: "I'm feeling really creative and experimental tonight. What would you like me to do?"

Penis: "I heard about this thing called a Double Fisted Helicopter"

Woman: "Oh yeah! I learned that from my mom. It will feel great"

by KarliMonster March 23, 2011

double entendre

Phrases that are so ambiguous and that can possibly have a sexual meaning.

Some double entendres that have cropped up on news and TV shows:

News anchor: "So the weather today is warm and wet. How are you Lisa, warm and wet as well?"

News guy: "So today in major league basketball...football... I mean baseball, uhh I got my balls screwed up."

Guy on daytime show: "So I've got a hard one for you Jen."

by Adel7 January 1, 2008