Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.

God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.

by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

Diamond Wagon

precious stone consisting of a clear and colourless crystalline form of pure carbon, the hardest naturally occurring substance that is in a wagon.
It is alsoa youtuber called diamond wagon

A:Omg is that a diamond wagon
B:I also heard he is a youtuber

by Diamond Wagon November 29, 2019

Gewell-Diamond

A woman who is sweet, caring, and will always make you smile. Even tho she is sweet mess with someone she cares about, and she will fuck you up.

Person A: Look at that woman she's so sweet.
Person B: I think her name is Gewell-Diamond

by Soni screwdriver September 3, 2019

Diamond pussy

December of 2021 Cardi B became the first and only black female rapper to have 3 diamond certified singles with songs like “Bodak Yellow”, “Girls Like You”, and as of recent “I Like It”, which was named 2018’s song of the summer.

Cardi B proves everytime that she has Diamond pussy when she releases any of her music

by Bardigang4l👠 December 13, 2021

Diamond Jubilee

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.

Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polished off a bag o crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022

Diamond Joe

When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously

It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.

by Quadboobasaurus August 9, 2022