Crusty

Having no money.

Being broke.

Friends: I'd like to buy some Jordans?
You: No, you're crusty

by Kenzo June 25, 2017

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

Ugo Crusty

Overwhelmingly ugly and annoying, very unattractive. Most likely smells bad

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty. I don’t know why I ever dated her

by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018

The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016

Crusty

When somthin is crusty it is dry and flaky

spice:Gabs your face is crusty

Gabs : let me get my vasaline
spice: dat aint goin to help...

by Main_Sidechick March 4, 2014

uncle crusty

a roblox troll who likes to lock people inside hotel basements.

“If I go down into your basement, will you pull an Uncle Crusty on me?”

by crusty ahh uncle December 29, 2022

crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands

girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat

by ahaha_slay_yee November 8, 2022