Slow cooked Clam chowder

Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring

Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.

by Hornyharts February 1, 2020

Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT

Jax Cooke is fried

by JustYourExLover2675 March 28, 2020

a cook

a rich person from outer banks which is pronounced couk

JJ:yo look there’s a cook
kiara:na shit

pope:oh yh

by yooitssem May 24, 2020

Koby Cook

some pickle chin head ass who thinks he is good at smash bros but really just goes 0-2 at most tournaments. he got an acceptable sized wang. he is thicc in not only the ass, but in the heart as well. (take that as you may) he is a gullible little bastard and a man whore he does have one big redeming quality though. he likes Wacky Walter Wednesday. he is a straight male but has kissed multiple men to prove his straightness
435-669-9991 call for a good time. yeah i know my number is basically just 69 aka the funny sex number

yo my g have u been Koby Cooking today

g: nah fam

by DaKrib.inc May 31, 2020

Charlie Cooke

Best MP ever and Always wears the Classiest of Fedora's while doing his job(Killing Scouts), Loves taking dead people's bodies and Laughing at Horse-Faces

Leon: God i want to ram a sword up Charlie Cooke and his Fedoras
Charlie: Tips Fedora

by Charlie Cooke June 25, 2020

Billy Cook

To adopt a feminine stance and deliver 46 hits to a training door.

She's not bad mate, pretty hot. Got that Billy Cook look about her.

by NWMOSG July 15, 2020

couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie

Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.

by confusedalien August 4, 2020