Cop

A tall man with some frosting dribbled on his cheek when talking to you. Usually pulls you over for no reason and asks if you had alchohol. Then asks to search your car. Assholes.

"Oh shit here we go again."

*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."

"Fuck you stupid cop."

by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019

cop

to buy something

someone: “yo did you cop those shoes?”
me: hell yeahh

by bigpoppaaaa August 2, 2019

Cop a memby

Copping a memby type beat

"I'm trynna cop a memby bro"

"yeah me too"

by edgeToGoon January 27, 2025

Cop

Somebody who can keep a job when they fuck up at work.

Cop- I could lose my job for this!

Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020

Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.

I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.

by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022

P-COP

a Political Correctness Obsessed Person

Person #1: Mrs. smith asked me what nationality I am And I told her I was black. She corrected me and said I was African- American

Person #2: She's such a P-cop

by Paris Jacobs1 November 19, 2009

Cop

Anyone who enforces codes of conduct, rules and/or guidelines.

That boy's a cop, trying to lay diwn the "law".

by Lxver Bxy June 4, 2019