Awkward Moments Coffee

A cofee for those moments, that are just too awkward for words.
You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.
by Fun1k November 28, 2011
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coffee is for closers only

you don’t rest until you close the deal
"Hey, where are you going? Coffee is for closers only. You should finish your shift"
by Seedosan March 18, 2014
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coffee filter

Ron Artest coffee filtered that careless NBA fan really bad, nigger.
by lemmy is god November 27, 2004
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Cunt hair coffee

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold
by Z_bass May 24, 2017
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Old Coffee cracker

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 04, 2016
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coffee buck

A coffee bucks is a branch of Starbucks, a worldwide coffee stop. The term coffee bucks was coined by 'Comedy' Dave Vitty to prevent giving undue prominence to Starbucks when discussion coffee on BBC Radio 1.
I got myself a frothy coffee from coffee bucks this morning.
by Dave Davis the fourth February 24, 2009
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e-coffee

The table display at the free wifi cafe.
Walking over to Henri in the cafe, I noticed his table was bare except for his netbook. Looking at him questioningly, he blurted, "Shit. I forgot my e-coffee!"
by naninan August 17, 2010
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