cobisery

Verb: A state or feeling of great mental distress or disorientation when, after falling asleep on the couch, you move to bed and experience an inability to fall back asleep.

Origin:

Combination of the words couch to bed and misery. (Latin)

I lay awake in bed for hours with the worst case of cobisery after first falling asleep watching series on the couch.

by Old_but_gold December 18, 2018

Cobargo handshake

To grab someone's hand forcibly without the other person's consent and attempt to do a normal handshake making the other person feel uncomfortable as a position of power.

I was just minding my own business when some loony rocked up and gave me a Cobargo handshake.

by some guy with red hair I think January 12, 2020

Coblin

phoenix’s favorite word

you are such a coblin

by simpking April 6, 2020

Cobulescentary

Going to a shit event just because you want to flex that you have mates and stacks

"Mate, thats bloody cobulescentary, you bloody simp"

by Floda Nosnikta May 16, 2020

Cobitt

What you get when a zobbler exceeds the boundaries of the word, further expanding the meaning to now make him a cobitt.

Basically a top tier dickhead

Person 1: you look nice today!
Person 2: stop simpin,you absolute fucking cobitt!

by PhatCock101 June 26, 2020

cobja

When your sucking a d**k and eating corn

Hey curtis louise gave me a bangin cobja

by SenpaiKost April 27, 2021

cobiverse

a weirdo named sonja, best known as flop on tiktok <3 /j, the weirdest among all tiktokers, soon to be next @leiadeobi ( real 100%!!!!) , single woman in her 40s and biggest the boyz stan!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 tells everyone to shut up 10 times a day or even more. #cancelled!!!! 💔 best at exposing people....💔 ( that hurt ) she has some korean friend that always matches pfps with and i have no idea why ( are yall married🤨? )she eats sand and has a knee fetish. cobiverse deserves 300k🤪🤪🤘🤘
also shes a simp for eric sohn from the boyz so guys🗣🗣🗣 grab you eric pcs and pictures and give them all to sonja

omg cobiverse posted on tiktok
did she flop again?
yeah she did😟
woah poor cobiverse...that’s not fair

by kevinsupremacy June 22, 2021