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Cop slop

cop/ body cam footage videos on youtube usually with an AI voice interrupting everyone in a while to have a nothing burger piece of commentary and with a title like ; CRIMINAL MASTERMIND GETS CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!111

(usually they are called something like officer Jake or whatever)
my dad is always watching cop slop why is it so loud please help.
by cheezsam2 January 15, 2025
mugGet the Cop slopmug.

cop

by yestakemeaway June 8, 2018
mugGet the copmug.

Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.
Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
mugGet the Sex Copmug.

blowing a cop

The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.
-blowing a cop-
tom: dude i blew a cop last night and he didn't know what hit him.
by baconator7 June 30, 2010
mugGet the blowing a copmug.

Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.
I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.
by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022
mugGet the Cop On Textmug.

cops

Police or pigs who get annoying or ruin the fun- if you wanna catch some get a box of doughnuts and cheap coffee
p1 : Fucking hell look at those pigs
p2 : Don't you mean the cops?
p1 : Same thing idiot
by fatsharks101 June 23, 2019
mugGet the copsmug.

Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.
“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier
by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024
mugGet the Paid to park copmug.

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