Club Horizontal

n., a euphemism for not wanting to go out with your friends, in other words, your bed.

Friend: wow the bar was really jumped in last night, babes everywhere. So where the hell were you?

Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!

by paulinSJ November 30, 2019

Eating club

The eating clubs at Princeton University are bougie ass houses (basically frats/srats but with an elitist Ivy-League label) where the majority of Princeton upperclassmen eat their meals, hang out, and party. Half the clubs are bicker (selection process) and the other are sign-in.

"Dude what eating club are you gonna join?"
"Idk bro, probably the one with the hottest chicks or whichever one gives me clout"

"Omg are you in Theta??????? I LOVE your shoes"
"Thank you! You're totally getting hosed from my club for being so fake. XOxo let's me friends"

by goldfisheater101 January 19, 2020

Birthday club

A group of heffers, usually consisting of middle aged women, who get together and celebrate a friends birthday. They think they’re hot shit and exclude others because they enjoy being vindictive and have nothing better going on in their lives.

The women at that table have a birthday club. They’re rude to everyone that isn’t in their club and are annoying everyone at the restaurant.

by Yikes btch February 8, 2020

Shade Club

Another Word For Strip Club

Yo me and the homies are going to the Shade Club.

by Pjjj Flowz April 21, 2020

Rap Club

A club in school where mainly boys go to make up raps. Some people decided to sit in the back so they can say they went to rap club as a joke since not too many outside the club take it seriously.

“They Rap Clubbed us in Art Club.”

by Jorbistyping February 13, 2020

Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Ludo Club

Ludo Club is Birmingham’s most elite members society. Based in the Selly Oak area the Ludo Club is top secret, it formed in corona wartime and has maintained a continuous meet up throughout.

There are 14 rules of Ludo Club, any member found to be breaking these rules has their membership revoked without notice.

The Ludo Club president, CEO and enforcer is the Big Dad. He’s the Man Fuckin like & Xagi Grape & Mint specialist.

You going Ludo Club tonight?

Nonce

by Manfuckinlike May 19, 2020