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Pluh O Clock

I cant go golfing right now. It's Pluh o clock
by Italian Hole Pounder February 27, 2024
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Clock Slapped

To be reviewed and given a rating from "Six to Midnight" by the Six to Midnight podcast.
"Dude, did you play Deep Space Waifu?"
"I did! It got Clock Slapped good by my favorite podcast, Six to Midnight"
by ProxyFox May 14, 2020
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Alarm clock

The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up

2: Set an alarm clock

1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone

2: I'm here for you
by Broken toaster January 9, 2018
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potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
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clock

An old piece of equipment, largely replaced by the phone in modern society
Idiot 1: Oi mate, you got a clock here?

Idiot 2: Nah, we use phones, get with the times, idiot.
by Mayor of Gloucestershire July 9, 2022
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Gyat o' clock

This is a special time reserved for taking care of your gyat. This means many things, trimming it, washing it, enhancing it and training it. these are only some of the many ways to take care of your gyat. Many spend their lives traning their gyats for the holy Gyatt-olympics, a fierce contest to find the greatest gyat lurking amongst humanity.
Hey wanna get a drink later today.
Sorry can't it's gyat o' clock time.
Oh no worry i could use some trimming as well. Bye
by Antipekka January 4, 2024
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Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock
"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"
by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022
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