cancerstick

Another term for the male genitalia, especially in gay culture. Likely stems from the word "fag" being another synonym for "cigarette." May also allude to the (apparently false) belief that semen contributes to oral cancer. Could also be an allusion to the verb "smoke" referencing oral sex on a male.

He spent the evening smoking his boyfriend's cancerstick

by inthenavy July 18, 2010

Clanker

A word describing somebody who over enunciates concinents while cursing.

You're such a clanker!

by Awkward sausage September 11, 2016

Brain Cancer

See minecraft

What are you doing?
Playing Minecraft
Do you have brain cancer?

by OhMaiGoddestItsHim July 17, 2018

clangered

To be really really buggered, totally out of your face.

"I was so clangered, i saw this bird in the pub, and gave her beef curtains a squeeze. It were me nan.!

by Phallax February 27, 2005

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.

State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

by smartist June 10, 2008

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy

by smartist June 11, 2008

Cancer Killer

The curer of your cancer. wears a long black gown, and a wide screen television on his head. Having dedicated years of research into finding the cure for cancer, he finds that a well placed gun blast to the face will just about do it. He makes an appearance in the game Mondo Medicals!

Player: This game is way too trippy
Cancer Killer: I will cure you cancer!
-bang-

by Willard McNippleShits May 1, 2010