Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢

Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????

by Anteater555 December 14, 2022

Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023

hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023

bumped me for a cigarette

This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.

That low life piece of shit just bumped me for a cigarette. Fuck that guy.

by JoeyBomm June 23, 2023

Rolled Frank Cigarret

When you take components from a cigarette butt (filter and the dry burnt tabacco) to make a new (more unhealthy) rolled cigar

It is called Frank from frankentein's monster

Because you graft many cigarettes into a new one

I didn't have filters or tabacco yesterday so I made myself a Rolled Frank Cigarret

by Oldweirdwizarddude July 19, 2023

Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.

Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette

by Rusty.Bedspring September 3, 2023

Sharing a cigarette

The act of sharing a cigarette with a fellow friend who is close to you and have a bond between the two. This makes one cigarette feel better than each one having their own

Me: Sharing a cigarette feels better than us having our own one!
my friend: ong bro

by Mechilcho November 30, 2023