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Church-rat

A person who worships the Christian/Catholic faith to the point of practically living inside the church but at the same time not wanting to become a priest/nun.
Todd is such a Church-rat
by TheNightParade June 17, 2023
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The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
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Church Prom

A day where people dress in their best clothes for church, similar to school prom.
Easter Sunday is also known as Church Prom day due to the prevalence of people attending church looking their best.
by GOPhater April 9, 2023
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nathan church

U searched Nathan church up, ur sad mate
I just searched Nathan church on UrbanDictionary, I hav no life
by Nolifeneek July 23, 2021
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church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song
We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up
by Optipotamus November 16, 2016
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Canfield Presbyterian Church

Random person: Hey what church do you go to?

Me: Canfield Presbyterian Church!
by Mr. Tall guy or Alex C June 13, 2023
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Churching

To be one with Duct Sealant
I was Churching all day at work.
by Metallic Man September 25, 2025
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