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A wino is someone who drinks excessive amounts of cheap wine or malt liquor, and champagne is generally more expensive than wine, so it wouldn’t make sense for them to drink from a champagne glass unless they can actually afford champagne.
A wino is someone who drinks excessive amounts of cheap wine or malt liquor, and champagne is generally more expensive than wine, so it wouldn’t make sense for them to drink from a champagne glass unless they can actually afford champagne.
“That damn Rodger will put a 100 dollar bill on a stack of 1s and act like he’s counting up 100s”
“He’s like a wino with a champagne glass to be exact”
“He’s like a wino with a champagne glass to be exact”
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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
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Person 2: Yes.
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