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Child Drop-off Box

When you adopt a child from another country, but you end up not wanting it, simply throw it in the child drop-off box (also known as an airplane back to the kid's home country). Dont forget to leave a note!
Guy - So, hows that Chinese kid you got doing?

Buddy - Well, we found out he had mental problems, so we threw him in the child drop-off box.

Guy - Good idea...
by Shawn Cooper April 20, 2010
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chilblain

When you feel a chill run up your spine and you have a small spasm to shake it out.
I often have a chilblain after I pee.
by Chilblains for life December 10, 2014
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Youngest child

Can be funny and generous but also greedy and ungrateful. The youngest child waivers between these two personality sides. Is usually the favorite and most loved child.
Youngest child: how come you get to play mortal combat.
Oldest child: I'm 14
Youngest child: *cries*
by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020
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child please

used when annoyed by another person; another way of telling someone to fuck off
"hey matt why don't you do your job right this time!" "child please!"
by childpleasejester August 26, 2009
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Only Child Syndrome

An incurable disease where the victim, after spending their childhood and adolescence in the endless days wallowing lonliness that comes along with being an only child, will prey on the opposite sex to fill the open role of an older or younger brother or sister in their life. this may be considered to be even sicker than a girl with daddy issues.

this often times only occours to children of white collar, yuppie, work-a-holic parents who tend to spend every waking moment neglecting their child for either work, buisness trips, or vacations with their husband/wife.

in almost every case of only child syndrome, the one kid was either a mistake or the opposite sex of what the parent was hoping for.
"jen is such a gold digger she only goes for rich older guys!"
"no, she just has only child syndrome, shes looking for someone to fill the role of an older brother!"
"ooh."

due to my only child syndrome, i was only friends with older girls in middle/high school, because i didnt have an older sister!
by giinny July 15, 2010
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chilango light

people born in Monterrey City.. they are originally called ''Regios'' or ''Regio-montanos'', but because of their stingness (they dont like to spend a lot of money), and an arrogant attitude they are called Chilango-light.. meaning that they are ''light'' Chilangos, they are not that arrogant or all those behaviors that stand out from a Chilango.

by the way: Chilango is just another way to call a person from the south part of mexico.
Pedro: guey no mames pinche jorge no me quiso prestar dinero. . .

Jose: dejalo no ves que es chilango light. . .

Pedro: jaja tienes razon.
by ramir0!! May 6, 2008
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Glitter Child

Most amazing person ever. He is smart and fun and can eat whatever he wants without gaining weight. He has "the gift".
"God created him and gave him the gift. And glitter rained down as the Glitter Child was born!"
by Glitter Child March 8, 2013
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