ass cheese

The mushy stuff that kinda gathers around your asshole after three days without a bath.

Jesus, Baby -- I ain't gonna lick the little feller in the boat until you get rid of some ass cheese.

by Jaraldo April 01, 2003

Niggas and Cheese

Black people and asians.
(no one take offense, its catchy, i promise)

Look at them niggas and cheese.

by cal12. December 23, 2009

Cheese Lord

A member of a Washington, DC a capella singing group, The Suspicious Cheese Lords. The name comes from a willful mistranslation of the Tallis motet, Suscipe Quaeso Domine.

Who knows from Ludwig Senfl? Ask a Cheese Lord.

by SenorBongo January 19, 2005

cheese muffin

bunching your 'package' up, and rubbing it on someone.

Amy: oh my god man, beau totally just cheese muffin'd tim!
Kyra: yeah haha, i totally saw that.

by AMEEEEEEEH September 15, 2009

grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis July 25, 2008

cheese whore

one whose favorite snack is cheese and would do anything for a cube of cheddar

Celeste is on her fifth string cheese. She is such a cheese whore.

by PixieVixen April 09, 2009

Cheesing the mouse

The act of eating cheesy snacks and licking your fingers while working on your computer, thus dropping crumbs all in the keyboard and building up snack crud on the mouse.

I was going to use his computer but he's been cheesing the mouse so long it's too gross to touch.

by urser May 01, 2007