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Catching the crazy turkey

The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.
Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."
by Wig Wam December 13, 2014
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Catching clouds

when you hit your homies vape and it hits the back of your throat wrong causing you to cough and really feel that shit in the back of your throat and it will stick there even after drinking water.
im not referring to spitting so the term catching clouds was created to explain this problem but was shortened to catch or caught.
person 1. Awe dude my throats killing me it didn't spit, i think i caught that.

Person 2. Yeahh you be catching clouds son
by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022
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catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"
When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2016
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catch those z's

I'll check you later. I'm about to go catch those z's.
by pinkpjs0624 April 12, 2011
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Catch Up

Secret code for gay sex used by closeted homosexuals
-Hey Steve, let's catch up after dinner one-on-one
by Random-987 August 25, 2025
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to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!
by Rasus January 31, 2015
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another way of saying if i shoot my shot with you will I miss or not
Jack: hey are you gonna catch this ball if I throw it

Jackie: yeah I will actually
by str8pressure June 7, 2022
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