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Sly Cat

a sly cat who is constantly trying to weave in and out of situations. The only thing he is able to do is get by and bring sarcasm to class. He is able to successfully evoke sympathy from fellow students so that they will hand over the homework they worked really hard on.
Sly cat Stephen Rothstein teaches at the Getting By School for children who are unable to complete work on their own.
by Gordon Hodgson January 8, 2008
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Hairless Cat

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)
Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3
by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011
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cat fucker

Someone who fucks the feline variety.
"Hey you cat fucker" Ryan cranny from Michigan
by dobrom Bramis January 20, 2009
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cat on crack

Aaron Gibson's cat in his homemade video with inverted colors. A cat that just sits there whil he is manipulated.
by Mr. Cool66 November 15, 2006
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genuine cat

That Marc dude is a genuine cat.
by fooooooooooo December 6, 2018
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creep cat

When a man goes down on a women and he is damn creepy about it. He usually looks like a sad puppy dog and doesn't really know what to do or what you like. Creep cats can be spotted just by looking at them! Creep cats often have strange strangely beards, but are not limited to men with bad beards. The term "creep cat" comes from the fact that he is creepy and he is licking your pussy, aka cat.

It has not been confirmed as to whether women can be said creep cats.
Stacy said "Joe is not a creep cat!"
Rachel said "Well when you get him into bed, you can prove me wrong. But I can tell just by looking at him that that man is a creep cat."
by lilianfoster October 23, 2011
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titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.
My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.
by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021
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