Skip to main content

Post Roller Coaster Syndrome

An occurrence of feeling blues/depressed or withdrawals proceeding the days after going to an amusement park. Usually during this time you constantly reminisce or have a strong urge of going back.
Homie A: So how was your day at Six Flags?

Homie B: It was sooo fun but I really want to go back now. I think I have Post Roller Coaster Syndrome.
by itsethanboiii April 1, 2024
mugGet the Post Roller Coaster Syndrome mug.

little cum coaster

A Little Cum Coaster also known as a kippah, yamaka or yarmulke, is a small, brimless head covering worn by Jewish people. It is a sign of respect for God and is often worn during prayer or at religious ceremonies.
Did you see David's new little cum coaster? He said he's going to wear it to Goldstein's bar mitzvah.
by Numerounoamerican January 30, 2025
mugGet the little cum coaster mug.
A fundamental principle proposing that causality is conserved—like energy, momentum, or charge—across all physical interactions. Theory of Conservation of Causality suggests that cause-effect relationships cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed or redistributed. In this framework, apparent causality violations (quantum indeterminacy, time travel paradoxes) are actually transformations: causality moves elsewhere, changes form, but the total causal structure remains constant. The theory provides a budget for reality: you can spend causal influence, but you can't print it. Every effect must be paid for by a cause somewhere, sometime.
Theory of Conservation of Causality "Time travel stories always have paradoxes—kill your grandfather, you're never born. Conservation of Causality says: can't happen. Causality is conserved like energy. You can rearrange it, but you can't destroy it. The paradox is impossible because causality has a budget, and you can't overspend."
by Abzugal March 5, 2026
mugGet the Theory of Conservation of Causality mug.
A framework proposing that even in faster-than-light travel, causality is conserved—not violated, just transformed. The Theory of Conservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios suggests that FTL doesn't create paradoxes because causality, like energy, has a budget. You can spend it, move it around, but you can't destroy it. In FTL travel, causal influence might be redistributed across spacetime in ways we don't yet understand—but the total causal structure remains constant. The theory resolves the classic "FTL equals time travel" paradox by positing that causality is conserved: any apparent backward causation is balanced by forward causation elsewhere. You can't kill your grandfather because causality has a budget, and that transaction would overdraw the account.
Theory of Conservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios "They said FTL means time travel—therefore impossible. Conservation of Causality says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. The ship goes FTL, but somewhere, somehow, causality balances the books. No paradox, just physics we don't yet understand. You can't kill your grandfather because causality won't approve the transaction."
by Abzugal March 5, 2026
mugGet the Theory of Conservation of Causality in FTL Scenarios mug.

Hypothesis of Conserved FTL

A theoretical hypothesis proposing that faster‑than‑light (FTL) information transfer does not automatically result in time travel or causality violations, because causality is conserved across all observers through unknown mechanisms. Unlike classical interpretations where FTL implies backward time travel (the tachyonic antitelephone), this hypothesis suggests that any FTL communication would be accompanied by compensatory effects that preserve causal order—perhaps through higher‑dimensional constraints, observer‑dependent timelines, or hidden variables that align events consistently. In other words, FTL and causality are not mutually exclusive; they can coexist if the universe has built‑in “conservation laws” for causal structure. The hypothesis opens the door to speculative technologies (warp drives, instantaneous communication) without paradoxes, by positing that nature has its own way of keeping the timeline intact—mechanisms we don’t yet understand but could theoretically exploit.
Hypothesis of Conserved FTL Example: “The paradox of sending a message to your own past disappears under the hypothesis of conserved FTL: causality is preserved because any FTL signal would be ‘compensated’ by the universe—it would arrive in such a way that no paradox could form, perhaps by always appearing to travel at light speed in any causal frame.”
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 28, 2026
mugGet the Hypothesis of Conserved FTL mug.

Hard Problem of Conservation

The Hard Problem of Conservation examines why conservation laws exist and whether they are absolute or context-dependent. While physics treats conservation as fundamental, this problem asks whether conservation emerges from deeper symmetries, probabilistic structures, or multiversal bookkeeping. It also questions how conservation operates across universe boundaries, dimensional layers, or extraphysical domains. If energy, information, or causality can move between realities, the problem becomes whether conservation is local, global, or merely an approximation within limited physical frames of reference.
Hard Problem of Conservation — Example

A simulated universe allows information to exit into a higher-dimensional computation layer. Inside the simulation, information appears destroyed, violating conservation. From the outside, information is preserved. The hard problem is determining whether conservation laws are fundamental truths or artifacts of the observer’s dimensional perspective.
by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026
mugGet the Hard Problem of Conservation mug.
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.

South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.

In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful

City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.
mugGet the U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email